The Queen needs help urgently!
My wonderful loving husband, who I adore (rough uncle) has just got home and informed me that he thinks him & I need to go on holiday, yes I say that sounds wonderful but where will we go I ask him and what will happen to Bobbi Bear while I am gone. His reply......wait for it........ "Well seeing that you have been so busy at Bobbi Bear these last few months, I think we must just pack a tent, two sleeping bags and some food in the car and go camping for 10 days....I look at him and try to fiqure out if he has had a few beers in, but he is sober. So I ask him why he thinks me the Queen needs to get back to nature, sleeping on a floor in a tent, with no hairdryer, no makeup and a communial shower, I am not sure if I can do this. He is convinced that I need to make friends again with the birds, have worms crawling in and around our tent and wants me to experience the peacefulness of nature by talking to the elephants and giraffes we meet along the way...............I DON'T think so. I have to find a way out of this so please my darling beautiful volunteers help me .....any alternate suggestions. Just keep in mind I don't want to hurt his feelings but I somehow have to convince him that I am not STRESSED OUT, I am just fine and sleeping on a tent floor in a sleeping bag with creepy crawlies is not my kind of idea to relax. He really seems to think that sitting next to a camp fire at night with no cell phone or any contact with the civilized world, no electricity or TV, or laptop is exactly what I need to relax! Oh and he wants me to go horseriding......WHATEVER.............Please HELP.... This is really a very urgent request.
PS...Jax got back from the Pavillion and remembered what it was that she wanted to tell me. She did not buy shoes for herself....the snake is in jeopardy again, but instead bought our two little girls staying in her cottage the most shineiest bling tap dancing shoes she could find, she thinks they are beautiful, I don't and then proceeded to tell me that Bobbi Bear needs their very own Forensics laboratory completely kitted out with everything including the necessary scientists etc, and then said she would be reasonable and give me until next week to make it happen...you know what guys I think that the camping holiday is not such a bad idea after all.
We now have two little girls running around with bling shoes, Jax requesting a forensics laboratory and a huge snake that has gone back into hiding, and off course the queen looking for an alternative holiday, maybe something like a romantic boat trip complete with jacuzzi hairdryer, make up artist and private chef cooking meals for her, quite a combination don't you think!!???
Love you all madly
The Queen
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Hahahaha queen. I'm very sorry but I agree with Naas. Exept for the horseriding...... I want to see the bling bling shoes so tell the two lovely babies to keep them in 1 piece ok? mwa Jax
And I thought you would be on my side!! We will keep the bling bling shoes for you to see! Sell the black ball dress and shoes of Jackies, maybe I can use the money you get towards a deposit for my boat trip, then I don't have to sleep in a tent next to the creepy crawlies and I won't need to communicate with elephants and giraffes
xxx
Hi Queen,
What about a nice tropical island always 30 degrees beautifull clear beaches some snorkeling when you are tired of laying on the beach with good food and fresh fruit cocktails. Yep thats where I live Curacao (to bad I am always working and don't have time to enjoy it enough) Give big hugs to the girls with there shine shoes
xxx mascha
Well, you derserve a holiday. But instead of a tent you can sleep in a nice cottage, with shower and all. And no horses.
Back in/to nature a bit more in your style?
You have a wonderful caring husband, who is really takinggood care of you, please give him a big hug from me.
Wooow the girls must be so happy with their bling bling shoes...
I agree with you that you don't want to sleep in between the worms and other creepy things living there (in Holland OK, but your creepy bugs are 10 times as large as what we have here). But on the other hand you really deserve a vacation....
Can't you find a cottage somewhere around beautiful nature. You are in South africa so finding a beatiful place there won't be a problem, now you just have to find a nice cottage with electricity and running water in that area. Then you have the nature and no bugs and other scarry things.
O and if Jackie catches the snake and makes it into shoes I would like a pair to...with a little bling ofcourse....
Big hug Anja
I have no right of speaking after our 'back-to-nature' trip to Botswana and Zim, but I can maybe give you some good advice:'Mantis & Moon Logde in Umzinto. They have nice treecabins in the middel of a bananatree jungle, but also a beautifull swimmigpool, a jacuzzi and a nice bar. It's the same place we took the CSO's to 3 years ago. Maybe not suitable for a 10-day holiday, but certainly worth the effort to pay a visit for a few days. Oribi Gorge and the beach are nearby! Good luck and have fun...like everyone else is saying: you deserve a break!
XX Gigi
btw: my email is on it's way, typing a whole letter like that in English takes some time huh ;)
Just had to think of this song...:)
Paul Simon- Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
And she said honey take me dancing
But they ended up by sleeping
In a doorway
By the bodegas and the lights on
Upper broadway
Wearing diamonds on the soles of their shoes
People say Im crazy
I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes
Well thats one way to lose
These walking blues
Diamonds on the soles of your shoes
So where-ever you will end up, you two will have diamonds on the soles of your shoes- for free that is :)!
Enjoy your holiday, Queen, you deserve it JA!
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